Professional Keyboard Warrior | Docker Whisperer | Certified YAML Indentation Expert
I'm a developer who once spent 3 hours debugging only to realize I forgot to save the file. I speak fluent Stack Overflow and my code has been described as "surprisingly functional" by people who were expecting disaster. Currently obsessed with making containers do things.
Centering divs (sometimes), Making buttons do button things, CSS Grid (after Googling)
POST vs GET debates, Database queries that actually work, API endpoints that return something
Docker compose up -d, Staring at logs, "It works on my machine"
Googling error messages, Reading documentation (ctrl+F), Asking ChatGPT for help
Successfully configured Traefik after only 2 mental breakdowns. Features include: working HTTPS, automatic certificate renewal that I'll probably forget about, and a suspiciously simple setup that makes me think I missed something important.
Built a TODO app like every other developer on Earth. Features include: adding todos, deleting todos, and a persistent sense that I should be building something more impressive. Ironically, "finish TODO app" is still on my actual TODO list.
Spent a weekend automating a task that takes 2 minutes manually. The script took 8 hours to write and has been run exactly once - during testing. But hey, it's on GitHub, so technically it counts as open source contribution.
Available for projects, collaboration, or explaining why your Docker container won't start.